I admit that I don’t fully understand the significance myself. However, I also need to admit that I have also taken an already misunderstood relationship with saints to a new level.
I sit on them.
(Yeah, you might want to read that again and let it sink in.)
It wasn’t something I was planning on doing, but it just kind of worked out that way.
I made an offhanded comment about whether or not St. Joseph of Cupertino would intercede on behalf of the safety of my wheelchair during flight. Because every wheelchair user has at least one airline horror story that’s wheelchair related. He is the patron saint of air travelers, and I have admitted that I often refer to my chair as a person, so I didn’t think such a question was that far out in left field.
This is why I refer to my wheelchair as if it were an actual person. Yes, I’ve even named her. Yes, she’s a girl. https://t.co/YNFmOJWDhP
— Sarah (@mssarahkp) August 4, 2016
And before we go any further, my chair does not share a name with a saint, at least not from what I can gather. Besides, that would be a little too strange.
I had this idea to get a patron saint medal and somehow attach it to my chair. But it just didn’t work out. I might’ve had better luck if I was within walking distance of somewhere that has every patron saint medal under the sun, but that was so long ago now.
It the flurry of preparations for my swim meet the thought resurfaced, although I had no idea if there was indeed a patron saint for swimmers. I knew of St. Sebastian, patron saint of athletes, but I wanted to find something a little closer, if at all possible. Because I really could use all the help I could get, even if I doubted it would make a difference.
There seems to be a saint for nearly everything, until you get specific.
It turns out there is a patron saint of swimmers/swimming, Saint Adjutor of Vernon, who, “escaped, apparently swimming to freedom.”
I embarked on my original mission, with a different saint, get a patron saint medal and somehow attach it to my chair. However, finding anything on obscure saints is a challenge, and if it isn’t, it costs more money than you want to spend given one’s individual needs.
I got the idea of putting something inside my seat instead. Wheelchair seating typically comes in layers so it wouldn’t be completely out of the realm of possibility to slide something under the cover and leave it there. But if the top layer gets wet it tends to seep all the way through, requiring a complete dismantle of the entire cushion, which is if nothing else, annoying.
I found a workable solution however.
Yup, pictures of saints in plastic baggies.
I slide them into my seat cushion and no one knows any difference (well now you do, because I said something).
There you have it, I sit on various saints, albeit in the spirit of intersession & reverence.